Can you find me? Here are fifty facts about me which might help!

So that you can learn more about me, here is a list of fifty
facts about me. Every one of them is true and they will help smart readers to reveal my identity.

1. I am fifty-six million, four hundred and twenty-two thousand, three hundred and eighth in line to the throne of Great Britain.
2. For six months I lived on a disused oil rig in the North Sea.
3. I once attempted to climb Mount Everest but chickened out at base camp three because it was too cold.
4. Unlike most British men, I maintain a small harem.
5. I was once chased out of a mountain village in the Hindu Kush by two men wielding scimitars.
6. I have a part share in a small cafe in Casablanca.
7. On a recent visit to a central African republic I inadvertantly started a small war.
8. I once scored 508 runs for England against Australia in Adelaide. Despite my heroic performance we still lost the Ashes.
9. For a time I worked as a spy on behalf of the British government. My role was to obtain state secrets from highly placed women by seducing them. After three failed attempts, and much hilarity amongst female members of the Russian government, I was replaced.
10. I am an expert at pattern welding.
11. Just before the recent war with Iraq I invested a substantial amount of money in a coffee distributor based in Baghdad. I later discovered that the business was a front for Uday Hussein and the CIA now want to 'speak' with me.
12. I own a struggling tea plantation in northern India.
13. A plane that I was travelling on crashed in the remote Sierras. When our food ran out, of all those who survived the initial crash, I was the only one to refuse to eat the flesh of the dead passengers. Everybody but me subsequently died of food poisoning.
14. I have no memory of what happened during my 22nd year of life. Careful research has revealed that this is because I did absolutely nothing of interest during this time.
15. I trained as an assassin but didn't really take to it.
16. When I was a child I ran away to join the circus but the clowns terrified me so, chastened, I returned home.
17. I am distantly related to the man who wielded the axe that cut off King Charles I's head.
18. Everywhere I go, songbirds throng towards me and I am forever surrounded by their music.
19. I recovered the Holy Grail from its last resting place. Unfortunately, it appears that the Grail is not dishwasher proof.
20. I have the biggest feet of any person I know.
21. I can move objects with the power of mind. This power operates through the medium of my hands.
22. I once lost slightly over three thousand pounds in a card game. The man I owed money to said he would write off the debt if I would 'service' his wife for him. After careful consideration I paid the money.
23. I have climbed the Olympus Mons on Mars.
24. I have never once won on a fruit machine.
25. I often find myself misspelling the word 'bite' as 'byte'.
26. At least once a year I return to my yak farm on the desolate Mongolian steppe. The manager of my farm is a refugee Tibetan nun called Yana Tak-Soi who makes the best buttered scones you've ever tasted.
27. For unknown reasons, North American women find themselves irresistably attracted to me. This can be a nuisance at times.
28. I have never knowingly told a lie.
29. I lost my virginity on the top floor of a bus travelling between Grimston and Duggleby in East Yorkshire. This proved to be the first and only time I've been arrested.
30. The asteroid AX109-C12 is named after me.
31. Some months ago I stole the Mona Lisa and replaced it with a reproduction print purchased from fsbfirebreaks. So far, my crime has gone undetected.
32. I was a traveller on a small Senegalese ocean ferry when it capsized. Washed overboard I drifted, barely conscious, in the cold atlantic ocean for several hours before being picked up by a passing Venezuelan trawler. Upon the trawler I was forced to work to buy my freedom and could not escape until the ship docked in Talinn in Estonia, where I managed to dive overboard and swim to shore. On my journey back to England I was mistaken by the German authorities for an asylum seeker and deported on three separate occasions before I chanced upon a lonely Fr”ulein who agreed to smuggle me into England in exchange for certain sexual favours.
33. I am the seventy-eighth man to reach the magnetic South Pole.
34. I was invalided out of the European space program on account of my poor eyesite. I had successfully fooled the doctor at my intial medical through some inspired guesswork. But I was discovered when I accidentally pressed the wrong button and initiated separation of the booster rockets from an Ariane 4 whilst it was still on its launch pad.
35. Due to a subtle flaw in my genetic makeup my lungs actually depend upon the nitrogen that is in the atmosphere, rather than the oxygen. I have to carry a tag around my neck to inform doctors of this because if they were to administer oxygen to me they could kill me.
36. I once wrestled with a crocodile for four hours.
37. The funniest joke I ever heard was told to me by an elderly Turkish woman on the banks of the Bosporus. Unfortunately I can't remember the punch line.
38. I have been unable to drink whisky since an unfortunate incident (involving myself, a bottle of Glenfiddich and the New Zealand swimming team) that took place during the last commonwealth games.
39. I once courted Lauren Bacall, but she spurned me.
40. I had a walk on part in polish director Krzysztof Kieslowski's 'A Short Film About Love' (I was one of the other customers in the post office).
41. For three years I successfully masqueraded as a nuclear physicist and worked extensively on Iraq's secret nuclear weapons program.
42. In the Red Dragon, in Hastings, I played shove ha'penny against Kim Jong-il, president of North Korea, during his recent visit to Britain. I lost.
43. I managed to get a job with the British Antarctic Survey by pretending to be a structural engineer. When I got to the antarctic they soon spotted that I knew nothing of engineering, so I spent three weeks making snowmen while they waited for a ship to arrive to send me back to Britain.
44. Every few months I sail a small boat across the North Sea to the Netherlands where I conduct a torrid and passionate affair with a beautiful Flemish widow.
45. Whilst living in the Crimea I pretended to be a close friend of David Beckham and dined out amongst the cream of Sevastapol society on the strength of this claim.
46. I once lent thirty dollars to George W. Bush. He still hasn't paid it back.
47. I own a set of tea-cups carved out of a solid block of Kitledge Tapestry Granite.
48. For many years, my second cousin claimed to have invented the malteser. Upon his death a search of his papers revealed that his 'malteser' was actually a chocolate coated honeycomb ball the size of a cricket ball (the honeycomb centre was made with an actual honeycomb from a beehive). The sweet was roundly rejected by all the major chocolate manufacturers. The actual invention of the malteser predated his attempts and there are dark whisperings of plagiarism on the part of my relative. Consequently, every year, a penitential pilgrimage is made to the Mars factory in Slough by the surviving children of that branch of the family.
49. I once went out with a girl who claimed to be a direct descendent of Vlad the Impaler. This was a matter of some pride to her.
50. I keep fourteen teabags, a spare set of guitar strings and a tin of baked beans in a wooden box at the back of my wardrobe. Just in case.

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Lost pilgrims always advise to search online for all the best travel deals and discounts. Travel plans in 2010 include L.A, Chicago, Sanfrancisco and of course New York. So I am busy browsing for budget new york hotels for my stay. Seven US cities in just over a two month period. But its New York I am most looking forward to as I have never been. I have done plenty of reading about the city so I am ready to enjoy all

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One of my most recent travels was to Amsterdam of all places. I never thought I would ever set foot in the place. Not to big into all this drugs and girls in windows etc. I was posted there and stayed in an apartment in central Amsterdam which the company rented for me. It was the most amazing 5 days in my life. My previous ideas on drugs and red-light districts has totally changed and I now believe they should be legal the world over

Lost pilgrims announce a upcoming trip in March 2010 to Barcelona with 27 other Lost pilgrims. Barcelona has been chosen from a shortlist of six cities. Group will all meet up in Barcelona. We have rented Barcelona apartments for the entire group. We have based ourselves right in the centre making it very convenient for us all to get to the conference together. We have arranged a minbus to get us there on time.

Lost pilgrim wishes to advise all fellow lost pilgrims of an up coming trip in June 2010 to, wait for it. Yes as agreed we have decided to add Prague(date to be confimed). We are currently looking for Prague apartment accommodation and hope to be able to house everyone in the same location as usual. Prague is a very cheap city so we can budget around Euro 30 p.P.P.N for the accommodation. Also drink and food is also very cheap.

Well we are just back from the beer festival in Munich. What an amazing time was had by all the Lost Pilgrims. Only twenty eight made it in the end, but what a great last minute trip. We managed to reserve Munich apartments right beside the festival itself. Totally amazing location. We were very lucky to get theses apartments at such short notice, specially during the beer festival. The owner got a cancellation, Lucky us.

Hello fellow followers and pilgrims. We are all off to San francisco for a 4 day exibition fair. Dates are Jan 16th-22nd, so get your bags packed. We are arranging accommodation in several San francisco vacation rentals We have managed to reserve two properties together over looking Golden gate bridge. We have hired several car vans to get us about. Check your passports are the correct type to get entry to USA

I have been posted to Berlin for a week. Any pilgrims looking for a last minute trip to Berlin ?. I do not wish to stay alone. All you need is a flight to Berlin as my company has already reserved a Berlin apartment for my weeks stay in the city. Its a four bedroom Berlin apartment rental, so lots of room. Any fellow travelling pilgrims are welcome to tag along for a few days for even the full week. All welcome.

Miricles do happen!. Believe it or not we managed to get 20 tickets to the super bowl final. Only 20 Pilgrims can go as we only have 20 tickets, so its first in with the $500 booking deposit. We have reserved New York Apartments for our stay. We will have to share beds to keep the costs down. Any one who does not fancy sharing a bed with another male can either, not come or sleep on the sofa or floor. The tickets cost $175.

Have any Pilgrims been to Delhi ?. Do any pilgrims wish to go to Delhi?. Well there iis an upcoming trip to this mad city so anyone wishing to see it Pilgrim Style get in touch with James. You will stay in Delhi apartments during our visit. I am assured they are top quality and not shit holes like most places in Delhi. I have asked a friend to visit and check them for us and I am waiting to here back with his report.

We are looking at visiting Palma de Mallorca some time during the Summer festival season. Several great music events are held each year on Palma de Mallorca so we will do the usual and rent a few Vacation Rentals on Palma de Mallorca for us to stay in. Of course we will get the best rate we can. Vacation apartments in a high rise may be cheaper but if we spend a little more we could get a villa with private pool for up to 10 of us

Florence will be our first port of call starting in 2010. Any lost pilgrims wishing to discover or even re-discover this amazing city lost pilgrim style should get their names down quick. We have apartments in Florence rented for up to twenty or a maximum of twenty five lost pilgrims, depends on if we wish to share or require private facilities. Anyone wishing to come along are advised to get registered.

Calling all Lost Pilgrims, I am guessing you have all heard about the Dubai crisis. Well as we all know one mans misery is another mans fortune, so we are all off to Dubai, Flights are really cheap and we can rent apartments in Dubai at rock bottom rates. Depending on numbers we can get a discount on the flights and massive discount on the accommodation as the place is empty of tourists at present. Anyone fancy a villa with private pool ?.

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Where ever you are and where ever you want to travel, at some stage of your life you will need to think about a travel agent, be in online or high street who can help you book flights select hotels or customise a holiday for you. The world is there to be seen, one holiday a year at least is required, we all need to get away and relax so think about where your going next.

Fellow Pilgrims will of heard of John B's upcoming wedding, so I guess its time we started to arrange his stag party. Anyone with any ideas can mail and CC the rest of us. Maybe Dublin ? Some cheap places to stay in Dublin can be had in January so maybe 2 nights in Dublin, we can rent a house or a few apartments or hotels only if we have to. So any Prilgrims not going better give a good excuses as to the reason why.

well we have decided after a long debate to head to Amsterdam for the famous stag party. We can get a number of amsterdam rentals so we can stay together and let our hair down and party on dude. Anyone attending John B's upcoming wedding is also expected to attend his stag party so we expect between 12 and 20 Pilgrims to attend.

Hi fellow pilgrims, We have teamed up with a crowd called WorldWide Stay. They promise they can offer and beat any rate from other agents. As we travel nearly almost monthly we can get great travel rates and accommodation as we are a large group most owners will offer us special rates to get our business. Specially now with the credit crunch. It is Just a pity we booked most of our 2010 accommodation far in advance.

Lost Pilgrims are adding a new location to our 2010 tour. Moscow, yes I said Moscow. One has just got to visit this amazing city before they kick the bucket. So any lost PIlgrims should sign up as Moscow rentals may be in short supply. Moscow is a special place to visit but I must warn all in advance, it is NOT a cheap place to visit or stay, so expect prices to be high. We will of couse try keep it cheap.

We will be visiting Tokyo soon for a 5 night visit and still have places available for any last miuute lost pilgrims that way wish to change their minds. We have rented 2 large Tokyo apartments to sleep up to 14 guests so we still have room for a few more prilgrims to join us. This is a once in a life time trip as one does not get to go to Tokyo everyday. So beg, steal or borrow its worth it

Me and the other half are off to Paris for a quick weekend getaway in the city of love and for a well earned rest. We have decided to rent a vacation apartent in Paris instead of the regular Paris hotel room. We will report on our return.Several of our friends have rented apartments recently and all enjoyed them much more than a pooky Paris hotel room and you save $

We still have room for three or four most Lost Pilgrims for our upcoming trip to Warsaw for the 2 day festival. We have already reserve our accommodation. We managed to get several lovely Warsaw apartments right next to where the festival is being held so we were lucky there. The festival begins at 9am each day and runs all the way to 9pm so we can expect to meet some great people during the Warsaw P2p